You know you’re out of shape when the last gym you visited had pokemon in it.

You know you’ve been playing too much Assassins Creed when you look at a building and wonder what the best way to climb it would be.

classyprostitute:

gemini-goddess89:

This is the best thing EVER

canon

bipch:

“if homosexuality is natural why has it only become prevalent within the past hundred years”

drawing-bored:

the whistler!

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